Cow Tip

Today's Cow Tip: Watching a pregnant cow's vulva is a lot like watching a toaster. Watched toasters never pop, and neither do cows.

Despite all of the Googled "imminent calving" signs being present, they wait until you're gone for the weekend and there is a change in barometric pressure.

Cows are jerks.

I have to go away to see family for Easter. I'm expecting every dang cow in Illinois to drop a calf while I'm gone.

You hear that Brisket? I'm watching you.

Have a calf!